What’s this new CBeebies bedtime garbage?!

[DrDiva]

Humpty is an onion?
Those weird staring eyes...

You know it’s bad when you long for In The Night Garden.

It’s worth it for Michael Buble singing the horsey song!!!!

The moon show? It’s weird and creepy. The onion keeps saying onions and someone says poo poo a lot

I feel like I’m hallucinating - maybe it’s better when drunk?!

There’s a horsey song? Missed that!

And I can’t understand half of what they are saying in that horrendous singsong brainwashing monotone. Derek Jacobi come back, All is forgiven!

More like tripping than hallucinating I’d say

The kids love a bit of moon and me. Collywobble gives me, well, the collywobbles. Can’t stand it.

It’s fucking terrifying. Collywobble in particular should be banned and I would like weird ass Moon Baby to take Mr ‘Cutesy’ Onions back with him to the moon and fucking launch him from there. DC are of course in love with it all.

My 5 year old loves it! And she didn’t take kindly to me suggesting it was for babies.

But I have to say that I love the horsey song.

If there was a horsey in the house
A horsey in the house
A horsey in the house
if there was a horsey in the house
The horsey would be bigger than the house

My 6yo watches it. Just when I thought it might be safe for me to take notice of what’s on the screen again (having ascertained he isn’t watching Dave).

It makes In The Night Garden look normal...although we’ve decided that ‘onions’ is our new non-sweary swear word!