I just opened my washing machine to find a very soggy and broken...

[Ohfuxx]

Sausage in my white wash.

Querying if anyone knows anything about this DS7 pipes up "oh it's that sausage that I folded up in my shirt, Yea!"

Thanks son.
On the wash goes again. Sans sausage.

Ooops
Ive washed many a tissue and always in a bloody dark/black colours wash. Oh a DD's phone once when it was tangled up in the duvet (it survived)

Ewwww

Is there likely to be a sensible answer to “why did you fold up a sausage in your shirt?”?

Is like Paddington and his marmalade sandwich in the hat?😁

I asked and he shrugged his shoulders.

Sigh.