Does Everyone Have That One Item of Clothing

[JaneJeffer]

that you spill something on every time you wear it? I'm wearing a grey dress that seems to have an inbuilt magnet for liquid.

Yes, amazingly I'm wearing it right now! It's a slightly v necked top and it draws debris to it and down the V into my bra.

It's most of my wardrobe. At home I wear an apron when eating. Not dignified, but it works out a lot cheaper.

Yes. And my Granddad used to have a brown suit, and every time he wore it he got drunk.

Mine is a black dress that shows every mark.