DP has just phoned me from a night out with a friend in another city. They are both clearly pissed as farts.
"I really, really, really fancy you - I'm not just saying that, I do, I really do. You're ve' ve' ve' shpeshul an I mean it an' even if we split up I'd shtill mean it, I would.
"He'sh in the toilet sho I can ring you.
"Anyway he'sh coming back now sho I have to go - I think he'sh a bit pissed.
"Bye bye, bye, bye, bye now, I'' shee you tomorrow, bye, bye."
