What irrational things do you do?

[BrizzleMint]

If I'm too hot and push the duvet off in bed it must be between me and the door.

What irrational things do you do?

I have to sleep on the side of the bed closest to the door. We’ve lived in several houses over the years and it’s always the same no matter the layout of the room and it because i always wanted to be closest to dd. She’s 18 now and I still do it

Tv /radio volume must be on a ‘5’ number I.e 5,10,15 etc

Is that what you mean?

I always have to sleep in the middle of the bed, either side is wrong.

just laughed out loud! We’re funny beings

In a sliced pan there is usually a rounded top where the bread has risen during baking. When sliced the slices with have a right side and a wrong side. The right side is the side closest to the centre with the largest (even minimally) surface area. If dh or dd butter toast for me on the ‘wrong’ side it makes my insides wobble.

I do the thing with right and wrong sides of bread. A sandwich has to be right sides together too.

I wear my socks and tights inside out on purpose so the seams don't rub my toes. I don't own patterned tights and I only wear socks with boots so it's never caused a problem.

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing

Every I do is logical & rational 😊

I have to have the shower head absolutely dead centre when I wash my hair or I can’t enjoy my shower.

When I run the tap I have to let it run, fill the cup or whatever and then let a bit more run. So I get the middle of the water. I can’t enjoy a drink if I’ve sent the end of the water go into the cup/kettle. I have no idea what that’s about. I offset my water waste by brushing my teeth in the shower. It’s a well thought out irrational thing.

I talk to spiders when im trapping them in a glass to deposit them outside.

OH pointed it out to me the other night.

It's my way of not flapping about i think.

"Oh you're quite a big one aren't you? Right I'm just going to gently tap your leg to move you forward. Oh shit, he's running away. Fuck. places glass over spider that's better. Right let's pop you outside Mr. Spider..." 🙄🙈🙈

Wearing odd socks every day, I have lots of patterned socks and I have them in pairs in my drawers but odd pairings, so pink stripey ones matched with purple polka dot ones. Been like that since school, irrational hatred of matching socks

I talk to spiders when im trapping them in a glass to deposit them outside.

I do that. Usually it's 'die fucker'

@thisisthelaststraw nooo volume numbers can not be odd!

Eww crockof, so like 22,26 etc?

That’s so wrong