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Bonkers "styling" of new build house

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BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 18/02/2019 08:31

I can't decide which is worse.
The faux Warhol of Jackie Kennedy with a blob on her face, or the sparkly person sulking by the breakfast bar.

Bonkers "styling" of new build house
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olderthanyouthink · 18/02/2019 08:44

The disco ball mannequin! Art on walls is normal, that ice bath and booze maybe for an occasion but twinkle tits is just odd

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 18/02/2019 08:54

Top end houses round here all have the exact same styling. Lots of velvet seating, obligatory champagne in a bucket, and a dozen items of clothing hanging in the walk in wardrobe with 3 designer carrier bags.
And rumpled faux fur throw on the bed - makes me wonder if the estate agent had a quickie with the photographer before the pictures were taken.

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longwayoff · 18/02/2019 09:08

Blimey. Where is this horror? General area - Cheshire?

ComtesseDeSpair · 18/02/2019 09:30

I rather like it, and if they means I have no taste then so be it. The people who live there obviously like it too, and that’s surely all that matters. The artworks aren’t “faux Warhols” btw - they’re by Pure Evil.

PCohle · 18/02/2019 09:34

Hideous.

Pretty sure it's a show home Comtesse for a development of new builds - so no owners to offend!

Dermymc · 18/02/2019 09:36

I must live in a lower class area, all new builds here are GREY and velvet.

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 18/02/2019 09:44

No, it's a new build. In fact I don't think it's even finished yet so these are CGI images.
@Dermymc This corner of the house is unusually colourful, the rest of it is mid grey, taupe and charcoal.

We're planning a new kitchen. I wonder where I can get a Disco mannequin?

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steppemum · 18/02/2019 09:51

hmm, I'd like that light fitting though

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