My husband has a cold; my son has a cold. I cannot hear another cough without going mental.
Dh is always “cough cough... cough cough... cough”. It’s driving me insane. My son only coughs when he lays down so consequently he’s not had a nap today as he woke himself up and he’s now a grumpy so and so.
I am sick of hearing coughing. I am sick of my husband being a wet fart when he’s poorly (I have never known anyone who is so shit at being ill) - he does little other than make pathetic noises and nap. I just want to punch him. He was off on Friday with it and lo and behold the fucking lucozade made an appearance!! Always the bloody lucozade!
I demanded a walk to the shop this afternoon as I’m so bored and fed up of listening to bloody coughing!!!
As you can tell I am clearly a pillar of sympathy...