Do you find yourself imagining what some of the regular mumsnetters look like?

[CocoDeMoll]

AnyFucker proper upper middle look but urban, edgy, boho look not country wax jacket look. Choppy hair bobbed.

worraliberty super skinny, very well manicured look, long hair in a straight ponytail. Same goes for bluntness

BertrandRussell has a unique look a bit like a left wing school teacher. Soft features but a sharp tongue.

Anyone else

(Obviously I could have these all wrong and I meant no offence by anything I’ve writtain. All very light hearted!!)

Well at least you got the eyes right ssd.

@Amrapaali @OhYouBadBadKitten

checks that the webcam is turned off and looks over shoulder for stalkers

I have auburn hair, family in Auckland, love the smell of leather bound books, I can identify tunes quickly and I like humming. My DCs do like shepherds pie but I couldn’t care less for forearm hair on men. I do love gardening, have a proper coat for gardening and wellies.

Have you met me?

Oh please do me!

Because no one 'did me' I will out myself

Small, sleek and always have kempt nails.

Haha

In all lightheartedness

Bertrand . Academic type . Middle class possibly , not certain .

Any Fucker Down to Earth type . What you see (or read) is what you get in real life as well as MN
HelenaDove A short lady but cuddly and kind and caring

Not really noticed any others particularly stand out for me to comment on my imaginings of them

Great thread

Datun - Slim, pale complexion, short and sleek brown bob. Average height. Wears doc martens and scruffy jeans she’s had since the 90s.

LassWiADelicateAir - Mousy brown, mid-length hair flecked with silvery grey. Tall and willowy. Wears well fitting suits and modest heels.

Bluntness - Average height, slim, pale typically Scottish complexion with gorgeous, thick, wavy blonde hair.

Anyfucker - Annie Lenox. Always.

I don’t post enough to be recognisable but I will be back to do more guessing tomorrow!

@CormoranStrike - I'll do you - nearly 6ft - dark hair , very good looking with a beard and missing a bit of one leg, prone to moody overcoats.

(I've missed the point of the thread here haven't I ? )

Does anyone imagine me as willowy and stylish with straight blonde hair?

It's funny because I'm around a lot but don't think I've crossed keyboards with any of you.

You've seen me, thigh. I'm on your agony aunt thread.

waves

I have no idea what you look like though.

What about me? I am tall and missing a body part. Guess which one?

Reagan i know you and remember your name but I don't think I know any of the other PPs. I wish people didn't name change so much.

Chat of course I want to say penis but I won't - a hand?

Part of my hand, yes...

Chat A finger! Interesting. Do I strike you as tall and willowy with straight, long blonde hair.

Well, a bit of a finger. Hope you're not disappointed. I reckon your blonde hair is actually quite wavy. Sorry.

chat how could i be disappointed in someone who lost part of a finger whilst fighting crime lords?

@BrizzleMint did you miss my guess? Was I close?

@CormoranStrike

I am guessing attractive and very fresh faced and natural looking not into much makeup etc.

I think wavy light brown hair, brown eyes and wears a lot of long dresses.

Am I close?

@ginunicorn I did miss it, sorry.

I have long copper, curly hair but i never wear high heels (how colleagues walk around them in the classroom all day is beyond me) so you were partly there.

The illustration of the mum crossing the road in Detective Dog Nell, is what I imagine 90% of MN to look like, complete with expression.

Oooh do me, someone!!

Thigh stop fishing for compliments when we have all seen your attractive self portraits

PS I seriously hope that actually was your thread!

@JaretsGirlfren I am guessing short and curvy (I’m not a perv I swear but for some reason imagine you with big boobs!)

Black wavy hair and a love of leather.

How did I do?