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Anyone fancy a date with a complete random tonight?!

26 replies

fartfacemcfartfaceface · 14/02/2019 17:21

And only £300 - that's three hundred smackeroos! Bargain! Grin

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Anyone fancy a date with a complete random tonight?!
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JaesseJexaMaipru · 14/02/2019 17:32

Has anyone corrected his "we'll your" to "well you're" yet?

Original poster
fartfacemcfartfaceface · 14/02/2019 17:37

No not yet - doesn't look like he's had any takers!

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fartfacemcfartfaceface · 14/02/2019 17:38

I mean, if I'm paying £300 I want to choose where we're going 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Butternutsqoosh · 14/02/2019 17:40

This is amazing 😂

Crunchymum · 14/02/2019 18:01

For £300 I'd want a fancy pants restaurant Shock

OdeToDiazepam · 14/02/2019 18:02

Wait is he paying you £309 or we pay him? If do it!

Calloway · 14/02/2019 18:04

Show us his face! He's advertising himself on Facebook anyway so he can't have any privacy concerns.

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fartfacemcfartfaceface · 14/02/2019 18:08

He looks exactly as he describes himself 😄

We are paying him and he's paying for dinner - mr moneybags!!

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OrangeJuiceandLemon · 14/02/2019 18:10

He sounds like quite a laugh actually!

nugget900 · 14/02/2019 18:34

Red flag!

£300 on two meals? What a waste of money Sad
Some people spend less than that on a weeks shop for a whole family.

It strikes me that he's willing to spend £300 on a first date with someone he's never met in person before. seems like he's trying to lure someone in.

nugget900 · 14/02/2019 18:38

And what do you mean by we are paying him? Is the other person you're with ok that you're planning on dating this person?

This looks to me like a troll thread

PippilottaLongstocking · 14/02/2019 18:42

I think you’ve missed the joke nugget

OP is amused by Facebook post and thinks we will also be amused by it (most of us are)

Facebook poster is most likely not serious either

LikeDolphinsCanSwim · 14/02/2019 18:42

I'm not sure what's funnier, the advert or nugget's response Grin

YogaWannabe · 14/02/2019 18:43

nugget900 OP saw it on Facebook and shared it with us.

It’s just a funny thing, there are no red flags 🙄 for once. It’s just a man pimping himself out for the evening or having a laugh and OP is just having a laugh too!

x2boys · 14/02/2019 19:03

Well I would love to alas im married and don't have £300 to spare😂

DaanSaaf · 14/02/2019 19:12

Nugget you are joking aren't you GrinGrin

Sjofn · 14/02/2019 19:34

For 300 I'd require grammar Grin.

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fartfacemcfartfaceface · 14/02/2019 19:47

Me to @Sjofn!!

Why would I be a troll @nugget900?? I've been on here for years and years under various guides. Do feel free to report me to mnnq, however you might get short thrift from them for troll hunting!!

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fartfacemcfartfaceface · 14/02/2019 19:48

*too sjofn (((oh the irony!)))

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thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter · 14/02/2019 19:53

Baby faced and a little bit chubby? Tbf £300 is blummin cheap for Mr Tumble, iirc a personal appearance from Sid is £5k.

Sjofn · 15/02/2019 01:48
Grin
joyfullittlehippo · 15/02/2019 01:58

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sagradafamiliar · 15/02/2019 02:02

I love the 'I'm so sorry' at the end 😂

IndieTara · 15/02/2019 02:07

There's some funny FB comments too. He sounds like fun

halfwitpicker · 15/02/2019 02:09

He pays you, or you pay him?

Is there a photo

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