Posting here to avoid saying it out loud.
DH is ill. He's not often ill but atm he has stomach ache and feels sick. I am sorry for him. I didn't complain when he didn't eat the dinner I cooked (it would have been nice if he'd let me know he didn't want anything) and I did his washing up duty. I've suggested he goes to bed.
But no, he's sitting on the sofa groaning. If he's not groaning he's explaining which bodily function he wishes he could manage to help him feel better.
Is it awful that I'm ready to snap at him?