I'm an idiot who can't sit on a sofa

[meow1989]

So the plummers here and I just fell backwards off of the sofa (dropped and smashed full cup of tea and everything) and onto my left lower back (the bit with the kidneys) I'm in a bit of agony but my ego is worse... something keeps clicking in my side though 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Other people are completely socially broken too right?

Trying to work out how im going to mop up the tea in a nuanced and cool way to save face without getting stuck. This was meant to be my relaxing day without DS, cheer me up with tales of equal awkwardness?

Oh ow!

I had an astonishing fall outside Birmingham Crown Court years sgo. News cameras all there awaiting some high profile case. I was in a beautiful new suit with vile cheap shoes which slipped on the pavement. I went down on all fours, and then my heavy shoulder bag full of case files swung round and smacked me round the head.

And I had been SO PLEASED with my glorious suit and shitty but matching shoes.