Disappointed in my Kitkat

[Noalarmsandnosurprises]

So, there’s a new salted caramel fudge kitkat bar, and in interests of research I felt obliged to test it. Very disappointing.

First mistake >>> keeping it in the fridge

Was it a 'finger' kit Kat or a chunky? I can't accept chunkies.

Nah, they are shit

I once got a kit kat without any wafer in it. Gutted. If I wanted just chocolate I'd have bought a Yorkie. I've never quite rebuilt the trust after that one...

A chunky. The peanut butter chunky, on the other hand, is lush

Some old bloke of her acquaintance gave my DM a lemon drizzle KitKat the other week ... it sat on the worktop until she binned it. Neither of us could summon up the enthusiasm to try such an abhorrence.

I wish they sold green tea Kit Kats here, they're really the only ones that I like.

When my Mum went on holiday to Japan several years ago I asked her to bring me back some green tea Kit Kats. When she went to buy some she couldn't remember exactly what I'd asked for but did remember that it was a colour. 'Gutted' really doesn't cover the depth of my disappointment when she handed over some red bean Kit Kats.

Ooh a peanut butter one?