You know you use mumsnet too much when ....

[Oddcat]

At a job interview the other day,I was asked what I was doing at the weekend and I replied "I'm taking Dear Daughter out "

I got a slightly bemused look and was told "We'll be in touch"

I'm taking bets on whether I get the job

I know what you mean. I tell people about ddog and her antics...

When you use the abbreviations on other sites or mention specific threads. I've seen "Did you cancel the cheque?" elsewhere

You tell people "YABU!"

You try and make this face at people.

X2boys . I always imagine I'm pulling this one

I don't actually read it as dear x I just read it as x so I wouldn't ever say it out loud but I write it a lot when I don't mean to

On text I have started writing > or similar .

x2boys I do that when I don't believe the DC, DD's started doing it back! 😂

Also, I have to learn that putting * * around people's names in texts doesn't bold them.