What are The Absolute Most Worstest Songs Ever in your opinion?

[CheddarIsNotTheOnlyCheese]

Midnight at The Oasis by The Brand New Heavies. Bland.
Anything by M People. Uber Bland.
Man! I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain. I Work in a club and anytime we have a do with older women as the guests this has them racing to the dance floor. A lot of flesh gets released.

Katy Perry - Firework.
'Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?'

This one.

And the one that goes "I woke up in Chris Brown's body". It gets stuck in my head and it's absolute drivel. It makes me ragey.

Probably any song that the crowd at Festivals/concerts are encouraged to sing along to.

Oh that stupid Xmas song that EVERYONE seems to love and thinks they’re so unique and original because they and only they like it. - fairytale of New York 😤

Another vote for Hotel California
Meatloaf - all of em but particularly 2 out of 3 Aint Bad and Bat out of Hell
House of the cocking rising fucking sun

I'm in the Mood for Dancing - the Nolans.

Hey Jude and Chelsea dagger by the fratellis

Yy to Dancing in the Moonlight - see also Brown Eyed Girl.

Also Beautiful Day by the Levellers - particularly upsetting as I loved pretty much all their other songs.

I like most of the songs mentioned already

Worst Songs:

All I Want to Do by Sheryl Crow
Fairground by Simply Red
Right Here by SWV

Drop it like it's hot by snoop dog

The lyrics...

Drop it like it's hot (repeated a few times) then...
Park it like it's hot (repeated a few times
Then...
Pop it like it's hot (repeated a few times)

Then repeat the whole lot a few times.

Wow... lyrical genius!

I think it's called Angelo. Abba sang it.
Long ago, high on a mountain in Mexico etc. The worstest ever.

China in your hand - T'pau
The only way is up - Yazz and the pp

Both these songs make me inexplicably fucked off.

Heard Rock DJ by Robbie Williams on the radio earlier and that is a definite contender

Another vote for Love Shack

OutKast hey ya. Absolutely overplayed.

Girls just wanna have fun.

@Marcipex That was by Brotherhood of Man but yes it's appalling.

When You're in Love with a Beautiful Woman - Dr Hook bleurgh
Abracadabra by the Steve Miller Band esp for the line 'Black panties and an angel's face' PANTIES ye gods. I actually dumped my first boyfriend because he liked it.

Simply the Best by Tina Turner, I hate it.

Anything by Ed Sheeran, Adele, George Ezra etc it's music for people who don't like music.

I'm sure I'll be back with more.

Kate Bush. Her caterwauling voice makes me want to rip my ears off. And I have an irrational hatred of the 8 days of Christmas song too, is it by Destiny's Child? Awful awful awful.

Another vote for Dancing in the moonlight....I blame Jamie Oliver for making it popular!

Anything by Ed Sheeran...I don't understand his appeal

Dont get fresh with me, mnnum munnah by Vanilla

Theres nothing under this mink by Rebbeca Hayes

I also really hate Mr Brightside by the Killers.... what a load of self indulgent shite!

Love Shack is terrible but you can't judge the b-52s by that track. It'd be like judging REM by Shiny Happy People (which features a member of the b-52s as well incidentally)

Rock Lobster, Plant Claire, Give me Back My Man, Dance This Mess Around are brilliant tracks.

But I absolutely LOVE China in your hand, it's a classic!

Oh god
I hate meatloafs I would do anything for love but I won't do that.

I hate it. I wouldn't do that if it was allow that utter shite in my playlist.

Loveshack - can not bare it!

Lady In Red makes me want to run away.

Angelo is by Brotherhood of Man not ABBA

That Driver 67 song about a taxi is naff

Smurf song

"I'm gonna make you sweat, sweat till you can't sweat no more, and if you cry I'm gonna push it, push it some more, a lalalalalong" - that song. So catchy and soooo disturbing.

Not a fan of Celine or Adele really, too dreary but I like most music and can find myself singing along to almost anything.