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What are The Absolute Most Worstest Songs Ever in your opinion?

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CheddarIsNotTheOnlyCheese · 09/02/2019 20:15

Midnight at The Oasis by The Brand New Heavies. Bland.
Anything by M People. Uber Bland.
Man! I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain. I Work in a club and anytime we have a do with older women as the guests this has them racing to the dance floor. A lot of flesh gets released. Grin

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ImAMouseduhhh · 10/02/2019 14:30

That Teas gone cold song by Dido.

Meet0nTheledge · 10/02/2019 14:39

Interested to read the defence of The Air That I Breathe too, but doesn't change my opinion that it is a tedious dirge.

Arnoldillo · 10/02/2019 14:42

It has totally changed my mind about the song.

OdeToDiazepam · 10/02/2019 14:52

Blurred lines (shudders)

imjustanerd · 10/02/2019 14:58

Brim full of asha

I just can't stand it

Believe by Cher I've literally no idea why everyone raved about that song when it came out, just bloody awful and that stupid autotune drives me mad.

Also anything like Mr Blobby and other unusual random one hit wonders that should be consigned to hell.

TakemedowntoPotatoCity · 10/02/2019 15:00

Love Shack - The B52's.
I Want To Be The Only One - Eternal.

FrenchyQ · 10/02/2019 15:07

Informer - Snow

CigarsofthePharoahs · 10/02/2019 15:54

I want to break free - Queen.
Anything with Phil Collins singing. Two Hearts is just awful.
Around the World - Daft Punk. I don't like any of their stuff but this one annoys me the most.

Arnoldillo · 10/02/2019 16:11

Funny you should mention mr blobby imjustanerd. I think Cher sounds quite a lot like him in Believe

woodhill · 10/02/2019 16:13

Save your love - Rene and. Renato

American 80s dirge

SherlockHolmes · 10/02/2019 16:14

All R&B. Should be banned, wailing, meaningless shite.

Bohemian Rhapsody - most over-rated song ever.
Also cannot stand Nights in White Satin, anything by James Taylor or Sam Smith.

Well, you asked.

Mewe · 10/02/2019 16:24

Chasing. Bastard. Bloody. Cars by Snow Twats Patrol.
Just NO.

Graphista · 10/02/2019 16:24

"Puketastic chat up line dross that got slurred/quoted at you when the slow tunes came on at Discos."

😂😂😂

Btw - just to make us all feel bloody old, you do know they don't call it "discos" any more and haven't for decades? Dd pisses herself laughing if I even use the word!

I was also shocked to learn that the "slow dance at the end of the night" has also long gone.

How many relationships started purely because of those dances? If it weren't for that phenomenon dd likely wouldn't even BE here 😂😂

"Girl Like You by Edwyn Collins. Goes in the 'overplayed' category along with Breakfast at Tiffany's."

Totally agree!

"I'll sing along to anything and everything, even if it is a bit shit." Me too but then I've been singing publicly since I was 5 and love singing so any excuse. But that's partly why I love absolute 80's cos I usually know the lyrics (whether I actually know the tune is perhaps up for debate especially if it's a song in the wrong key for me 😂)

As per a million Facebook memes though I often walk into a room singing perfectly the right lyrics to whatever 80's tune is playing - then have NO clue what I went in the room for!

Willyoubuymeahouseofgold - ear worms are bad enough, PARTIAL ear worms where you can't remember how the damn thing ends are the pits! I'm ok on most 80's but 90's tracks tend to catch me this way.

"The Birdy Song...now that is a waste of vinyl!" Very curious to know your age, for me (46) this was a hit when I was the perfect age for it (aren't all 9 year olds into annoying shit?) I have fond memories of older relatives dancing to this at family weddings. The thing that surprises me the most is it was a hit in USA! Not cos they don't have their share of shit music but it's just SO far removed from their usual fare.

"I can't help but think that these people who are saying anything by Queen/Abba/TheBeatles/Oasis/Elvis must have the shittest taste in music ever. And more to the point, what the hell do you actually listen to?" I suspect they're most likely going off the hits which tended to be bland, inoffensive and mainstream. These artists all have HUGE catalogues though and I find it hard to believe there's NONE of their tracks they'd like. I'm not a particular Elvis fan having a close relative who's obsessed but I actually like a few of his album only, "rougher" moodier tracks. Each to their own.

My ex THOUGHT he was a huge, committed fan of his favourite artist (which I won't name in case of outing, fairly niche), until we moved in together and he saw I not only had every musical recording of George's but also every interview, review, book, magazine article... And then he was like "yep I'm an amateur fan 😂"

"New Radicals- Get what you give" bloody hard song to sing! Has some odd key changes and tempo changes.

ALongHardWinter · 10/02/2019 16:41

I love The Beatles,but I cannot stand their song 'Yesterday'. Bland,boring,dull........

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 10/02/2019 16:41

Oh god sooooooo many!
Lonely Boy by Andrew Gold, you’re not the golden child anymore, frankly your sister is just a nicer person. Get over it.

Anything by Supertramp but particularly Breakfast in America and The Logical Song. Worlds most irritating voice.

But surely the word test song ever award goes to Toto. Roseanna was bad enough but Africa pips it. ‘As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti’. Fuck of you pretentious prick.

Graphista · 10/02/2019 16:46

"I can't help but think that these people who are saying anything by Queen/Abba/TheBeatles/Oasis/Elvis must have the shittest taste in music ever. And more to the point, what the hell do you actually listen to?"

There's also the "sliding doors"/time travel factor here.

A lot of these artists heavily influenced those that came after them. There's an episode of timeless where an obscure jazz recording almost doesn't get made, the character that's a fan of the recording (played by the wonderful Paterson Joseph) is met with blank looks when he tries to explain its a CRUCIAL event in world history, eventually the historian (played by the sublime Abigail spencer) gets what he means and explains to the others, it's not just the music that this recording goes on to influence but the artists influenced by it are KEY in the civil rights & counter culture revolution.

I love music as an art form of course, but I'm also fascinated by how it's influenced world events.

A film I love is "mr Hollands opus" about a music teacher, at one point he's told to basically be more conservative and not teach the kids rock & roll as it would lead to a "breakdown in discipline", the principal tells him to teach classics "Brahms, Mozart, Stravinsky" to which mr Holland retorts "Stravinsky was the music of the Russian revolution If you want to talk about a breakdown in discipline" 😂

Admittedly whether that's true has been & continues to be debated (not based on the film necessarily) but you get mr Hollands point.

It's like inspector morse's love of Wagner, widely considered to be pro nazi certainly pro nationalism, but then it fits as morse is hardly a "new man" likely to be a fan of peaceful, crossover classical music.

What music a person likes can tell you a lot about them sometimes, but then others it can surprise you.

JaneJeffer · 10/02/2019 17:33

That pina colada song. Worst song ever.

SwingoutSisterSledge · 10/02/2019 17:46

I hate the Thank you song by Arrianne Grande when she sings Thank you now my kids sing Bacon and eggs !! Warbling shite

ButtMuncher · 10/02/2019 18:05

Literally anything and everything by Robbie Williams. I cannot STAND the odious man or his music.

Bad Day by Daniel Powter. Fucking shite.

The Beautiful South. I came of age when this drivel was played endlessly on the radio and I hate it.

I'll be there for you by the remberants - the friends song? Hate the song with a passion, hate the programme.

Fudgecakes · 10/02/2019 18:58

Also can't stand that Lucas Graham When I was (insert various ages) followed by intense singing about his 'woman' bringing children etc....hideous. Also the dreadful 'Life is a macaroni and parmesan cheese' or however it goes....that's like nails on a blackboard....ridiculous song. Also can standcanything by Pink as she's so angry and aggressive and seems like she wants to thump the living daylights out of the next person she sees.

MorvaanReed · 10/02/2019 19:18

Graphista Grin I am bloody old.

Graphista · 10/02/2019 19:28

Graphista  I am bloody old.

I keep trying to kid myself I'm not...then I either see myself in a mirror or dd cracks up laughing I've said or done that's perfectly normal to me but hideously outdated to her.

That and her constant reminders that X film/music track/tv show is older than her! (She's 18 this week! ShockBlush)

MorvaanReed · 10/02/2019 20:14

I do ^the-who-the-fuck-is-that-old-bag? ^ mirror thing, especially once I realised that I needed glasses. Without them I have the dewey freshness that you now get from filters on camera phones and that used to be achieved by smearing vaseline on the camera lens.

RomanyQueen1 · 10/02/2019 20:40

Graphista

I like something from most genres, more in some than others. If it sounds good, or has a meaning, or does something different musically I usually appreciate it and mostly like it.
All my family are the same Grin
Music starts at 8.30 am in our house and continues until 8pm most nights.
I still love listening to my own playlists though, and my dd has always sung in her sleep, weird girl.

IamFrauBlucher · 10/02/2019 20:54

How you remind me - Nickelback

Sorry and story DO NOT effing rhyme no matter how much you force it you bunch of witless gobshites!!!!!

And I don't know who sings these lyrics but:

That fella that thinks he needs the robitussin

And the fella who's last stroke just went viral. (I think it's Humble by Kendrick Lamar)

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