Tell me I'm not the only one who immediately assumes they're either dead or dying or have just been accused of something horrible? There's at least two active threads of this type today and I keep doing a double take when I see them, unreasonably, because when somebody actually has died or whatever, it's usually right there in the thread title.
Anyway, that's got that off my chest and I'm very glad Liam Neeson and Martin Clunes are fit and well, even if LN appears to have let his tongue run away with him.