OK a game. Write an agony aunt letter from a CBEEBIES character and others guess who you're supposed to be.
Dear Deidre
I am so confused. I have some really odd friends.
One of them never speaks at all and is obsessed with stones and washing people's faces with a rank sponge he never washes.
My best friend constantly kisses me and likes lifting her skirt up to dance.
I live near two families who clearly have never heard of contraception and a set of triplets with an identity disorder (who live in a tree).
My whole life is controlled by a faceless voice and I think I'm losing my mind. The only thing keeping me sane is my comforter.
Please help.