Oh god I feel sick.
I’ve just found a single maggot on my sons carpet. There is no damp, there is no sign of any more - what do I do??? Where is it from?!
He has a pet snake, could it have been in the snake bedding?! But if so how could it have escaped from a locked vivarium?
Please stop me from ripping up all the carpets and tell me it was a random one that has come in on a shoe or something?
NOT ENVY.
We move in two weeks, so I won’t really have to burn the place down will I? I need a lie down. And a gin.