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Big event today. Nervous stomach. Fuck. Sake

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TheOodleOfNoodle · 02/02/2019 13:31

Hi Blush

Meeting DP children today after just over a year together - no rushing here, we have a lovely relationship and I'm excited to get to know them. They already know about me and are excited too

I'm a mother myself. I know these children will not eat me alive

Except..

I'm stuck to the loo Blush

Fuck. Sake

Wish me luck!

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Oddcat · 02/02/2019 13:33

Oh god ! I feel your pain , I’ve got an interview on Tuesday and the rumblings have already started !

tothesea · 02/02/2019 13:34

Good Luck!! Do you have any Alka Seltzer..I always find it settles a nervous tum. You’ll be fine.

Oddcat · 02/02/2019 13:35

I don’t think there’s even any medication you can take ( apart from Valium!) because a nervous Tum is a ‘head’ reaction iyswim.

TheOodleOfNoodle · 02/02/2019 13:39

I hope I'm fine 🙈

Few hours to go yet..this feels like an interview even though it's gonna be an hour long fun activity

I think I had bananas the day of my driving test

Jesus 😭😭😂😂

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Oddcat · 02/02/2019 13:44

Can you eat your own body weight in boiled eggs before you go ? They tend to bung me up , although I get slightly windy fart like an elephant

TheOodleOfNoodle · 02/02/2019 13:46

We're going to soft play..

Do we actually want these children to ever speak to me again? 😂😂😂😂😂

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TheOodleOfNoodle · 02/02/2019 13:48

Also good luck @Oddcat

For interviews I think you just have to take a deep breath, own it and get it done..

I'm usually Miss Calm..today I am definitely fucking not Miss Calm. I am Miss Fucking Flappy Shitty Thing

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Oddcat · 02/02/2019 13:50

Grin at least at soft play you can blame any nervous farts on other kids.

VashtaNerada · 02/02/2019 13:55

If it’s soft play you’ll be fine - they’ll run off to play and barely speak to you. How old are the DC?

TheOodleOfNoodle · 02/02/2019 14:12

They're 9 and 11

My wee DS is 4..

They're well aware of my existence, they text to say thanks for Christmas presents and I send wee gifts occasionally so I'm hoping for a positive outcome today 🙂

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Flower777 · 02/02/2019 14:25

Can you take Imodium?

I get this too and Imodium has been so helpful for me. I find even one just calms everything down.

Flower777 · 02/02/2019 14:26

I get it’s totally a head thing but Imodium still works!

Oddcat · 02/02/2019 14:58

< dashes to the chemist to buy Imodium>

TheOodleOfNoodle · 02/02/2019 15:24

I was feeling better after my shower

Got dressed

FUCK SAKE here we go again 🙈

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GetOffTheTableMabel · 02/02/2019 15:26

Peptobismol luquid.
It tastes like the very devil,
It works FAST. It absolutely will do the job. (If you don’t puke at the very smell of it).

tinydancer88 · 02/02/2019 15:26

Imodium definitely works for nerves-related-shits.

Trust me.

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