Three word story game

[TheRhythmlessMan]

One fine morning...

At the funeral

Many many frogs

were farting away

in chorus line,

Along with a

snarling Siamese cat

and a huge

terrier, the woman's

dog. The dog

Was very thirsty

, he had cried

all liquid out

Looking like a

Big fat turtle

from Oklahoma. Giovanni

And his favourite

breast pump, Dave,

snapped and farted

One hour later,

he had chronic

Heartburn and he

thought Fuck It

I'm off to

Ireland. He packed

his bag and