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Your current life status (lighthearted)

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StreetLightStrobe · 30/01/2019 21:32

Saw this and it made me laugh out loud.

"Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin".

I'm really in need of some humour as things are a bit shit at the moment.

Please feel free to add your own daft life status if you too are feeling the need to use laughter to uplift your current status.

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OneNightTimeMenaceStrikesBack · 30/01/2019 21:38

'life status: blowing in the road like a scabby tab end'

i'm just a bit lost, lacking in motivation, feeling low and don't want to do anything at all.

Winterfellismyhome · 30/01/2019 21:40

I read something similar that said "my current eating habits can only be described as an unsupervised 3 year old at a birthday party" 😁

I hope things get better for you soon

Quarepants · 30/01/2019 21:42

Life status: standing atop a fence post with angry bulls in one field and rabid goats in the other (And slowly losing my balance).

Have had a great opportunity but not sure I'm up to making it work and feel, like a row of dominoes, I am shooting myself in the foot at every opportunity in other aspects of my life too. Hating what a gobshite i am every time i open my mouth.

StreetLightStrobe · 30/01/2019 21:42

Onenight I don't think this time of year helps either. January and February are probably the two crappiest months of the year.

Honestly, I am trying to remain upbeat, but it's proving difficult for a multitude of reasons.

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StreetLightStrobe · 30/01/2019 21:45

Quarepants 100% know where you're coming from. I too am a gobshite, I need duck tape applied to my lips. Shooting self in foot also rings bells.

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