Tell me your stories that will forever give you the shame!

[NameChangeShame2]

I've had a pretty shitty time of it recently and in need of a laugh. I'm hoping you can all share your stories of shame that we can revel in together. Here's mine:

When I was in high school I did a massive shit in the toilet. Normal, a bit over sharing, yes, but here is where the shame comes.... the log wouldn't flush. I didn't learn to be a tree surgeon at school, nor did I have one handy in the cubicle. Massive cue of girls waiting outside to use the toilet. Wtaf am I supposed to do?! Surely the only viable option was to pull it out, with my hand, and put it in the sanitary bin.

Cue the next day what can only be described as police tape closing off the girls toilets. Gossip spread like wildfire that someone shit on the toilet seat. To this day, the type a personality in me wants to correct the Isa's of the school: I SHAT IN THE TOILET YOU FUCKERS!

On a night out about 2005.
Drink was drank.
Started chatting to another group on a night out, one mentioned they'd been to ground zero.
Had a complete mental block of and asked if they meant where the first atom bomb was tested. Wtaf.

@NameChangeShame2
Haha! ... guilty, I've done that too! Second day in a new job queue outside the only cubicle. It haunted me for years 🤣

It was in Scotland too ... I could have ended up in this situation 👆🏻

Many years ago I was drunk and fell asleep in a toilet cubicle in a night club, at closing time, no one could find me, friend found me in toilet but couldn't get in as I had slumped over, bouncer and friend get over the top and “helped” me as they thought I had fallen and got concussion due to large red mark on my forehead....I went along with it, they carried me to friends car to take me to hospital, once just with friends I confessed it was just the imprint on the toilet roll holder on the door I’d obviously rested my head on to sleep!!!