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A beginner's guide to mum forums

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artisanscotcheggs · 29/01/2019 20:44

A beginner's guide to mum forums by Emily Jane Clark.

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You’ve tried co-sleeping, no sleeping, gradually retreating and dabbled in Gina Ford but STILL your baby will not sleep.

So in a desperate moment of sleep deprived madness you go to the place you told yourself you would never go… The Mum Forums.
Then you post the words no parent should never post on the Internet ‘How do you get a baby to sleep?’
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Emily has clearly been on Mumsnet.^ Grin
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EMILYJANE

I am so tired. My baby is six months old and still wakes up all night every night. Does anyone know how to get a baby to sleep?

MummaFucker:
I feel your pain.^^ @EMILYJANE I haven’t slept for a bloody week!!

TiredMummy:
A week! I haven’t slept since 1984.

SuperMummy:

You lot don’t know the meaning of the word tired! I’m a single mum with one leg, I work three jobs, I have 68 kids under 3 AND I am gluten intolerant. You ladies need to Mum up!

SmugMum:
I hate to tell you this but my baby has slept through from six days old. Sorry not sorry 😉
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The rest is through the link.^

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artisanscotcheggs · 29/01/2019 20:45

Blasted formatting fail.

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BookMeOnTheSudExpress · 29/01/2019 21:25

Oh god. Another derivative mummy blogger.
So cringeworthy.

artisanscotcheggs · 29/01/2019 23:22

Nah she's great. I laughed.

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