What does this say?

[StealthPolarBear]

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Fizzy cola lances, no artificial flavours or colours.

Why?

Tesco Fizzy cola lances
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Fizzy cola lahces?

So everyone can see the n then? I've been reading it as laces for years. Why woukd an octopus need a lance anyway?

Fizzy cola lances! Lances are thicker and more rigid than laces.

Now I want some.

Is it just Tesco that call them lances? And what’s that got to do with (killing?) octopuses?

Guess they need them for all those underwater jousting contests

I couldn't see it either OP

Glad it's not just me :) I have to say when I was eating them I did think these aren't very thin or flexible laces but I can't say I gave it much thought.

I've thought it was laces, never seen lancers before