There is someone parked in front of my house. I have no idea who. But a neighbour (I think) has just knocked on my door demanding I move "my" car because it's parked "in the middle of the road".
I told him it wasn't mine, but he still expected me to do something about it because it's in front of my house and it's dangerous to be taking up so much road. He's called me inconsiderate, selfish and stupid. He clearly doesn't believe it isn't mine. I told him we only have 1 car and DH is out in that at the moment.
I'm a bit gobsmacked. I just repeated that it isn't my car and shut my door. He's now outside ranting and raving down the phone. I think he's waiting for DH to shout at him or possibly the owners to shout at them. The car is parked twatishly and definitely too far from the pavement (pic below) but nothing I can do!