What to do with a badger 😂

[hotmessmom82]

So my 4 year old has come home with a badger for the weekend and we now have to take pics and document the adventures we have. I am working nights all weekend and need suggestions please so I don't look like a terrible mother 😂

I've nothing helpful to add, but I just had a very odd conversation about badgers and what they are called in Dutch (they aren't, apparently not a thing in Netherlands), German, French, and Spanish. I had not had enough wine for it to make sense.

Our class bear enjoyed her hike.

Take it shopping in Waitrose

Take it for a run.
It can help you cook.
It can go to work with you / Daddy.

I like the idea of photoshopping it into famous landmarks!

Whatever you do, put it through the washing machine first. Those class toys are minging.

Say it came down with a sickness bug and stayed in bed all weekend 🤷🏼‍♀️

Spa (washing machine) or if too delicate for the spa, then ‘special perfume’ (dettol aerosol). We got our class bear during a sick bug doing the rounds 😩

Can he come to work with you for work experience?

Thank you for the helpful and amusing suggestions 😁 I am now slightly worried as my boy is tucked up with the thing and he probably is filthy 🤢

Building his immunity. Bonus.

Badger Bonus.

I was going to say, the first thing, is for the badger, to have a nice bath, in the washing machine or the quicker way, a few squirts with dettol, wipe over and then hairdryer dry.