Phone fell out my back pocket when I went to the loo. Couldn't be seen anywhere. Not down the loo, not behind the brush. Disappeared! Realised it had slid under a tiny gap in the wall. Got a knife and various kitchen implements, only succeeded in knocking it further under the wall. Wtf! Couldn't reach it at all, but could see it. Soo frustrating.
In the meantime, I had put my Chinese takeaway in my mum's oven and put it on high instead of plate warming and melted the plastic pots and ruined a £30 takeaway for us.
I'm a 30- something mum. Why am I so inept? Genuinely feel sorry for my baby daughter having a shit mum to raise her.
Cried when my mum came home from work and now worried about what I'll fuck up next...