I'm a genie and I can give you any property currently for sale on Rightmove.

[HeyNannyNanny]

But you are not allowed to sell it.

What property would you have?

(Not a genie I'm afraid, but a bored Nanny on a 4 hour drive to the arse end of nowhere...)

Im still looking for mine

This one please. I’ve loved it for years and often day dream about living there.
Would update the decor though.
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-69169309.html

@PepperSteaks wow, they definitely got the memo on statement walls didn't they!
swishes wand granted!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-66880784.html

this one please on first browse!

I'm not greedy, I'll take a mid-terrace.

www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/67975483

That staircase

*I'm not greedy, I'll take a mid-terrace.

www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/67975483*

@Elfinablender

That really REALLY made me laugh! 😉

Location location location www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-55609446.html

I'd quite like a do-er upper in Cornwall.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-57038943.html

@JustanotherCHRISTMASuser01
Thats right next to where I live!

@Elfinablender I snorted at that! Jesus.

@TriSkiRun99 those views! Is a house even worth a penny if it doesn't have a giant red arrow??

@ScrambledSmegs I think that's my favourite so far

I would tell you, but I'm afraid someone may see this post and buy 'my' house before my lotto win comes in....

Rightmove doesn't have much in my area so I've veered from the rules a bit and used a different website

this please

I'm not dying about the décor but that's fixable. The views and area would compensate for that.

www.rightmove.co.uk/s6p/59583021

I quite fancy some peace and quiet

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-72540269.html

Same house, better pictures.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-58537827.html

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67109386.html

This is dreamy, and an ideal location

This one please- so much space!!!

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-55071075.html

Modest but I love it.

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-77862464.html

This one please!

A lovely lighthouse, please...

[[East Bank, Sutton Bridge
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-76480175.html]]

Let’s try that again...

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-76480175.html

this one please, love the decor
www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-69440191.html

This one please. Them views 😍

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-69422255.html

There's hardly any NI properties on it but I think this one might do me... www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-67932766.html

www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-74761664.html
Would be lovely and a great location for us I think.