Somebody who was on a reality show. Kid could be quite sweet, parent was convinced everybody was impressed by the connection.
Even did the 'don't you know who I am?'.
'X's Parent'
'No, you know what I mean'
[blank stare, trying to think whether they'd been at the same school and they're really offended because they gave me their Mint Club on a school trip to the British Museum 25 years ago]
'Should I?'
[Parent storms off in a rage about my rudeness, I ask somebody else, they say the name and I'm none the wiser. They say the programme name.]
'Is that something on telly?'
[Get a quick rundown of the programme format.]
'Oh. Sounds shit. Never mind, I'm sure they'll get over themselves eventually'.