What is the last dream that you can remember?

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Last night I dreamt that I moved into a lovely big new house with Kanye West (just as friends/roommates - nothing romantic). The next day I swam in a swimming competition and came across a sleeping shark. I gave it a cuddle then decided to carry on swimming with the shark, sort of carrying/cuddling it as it was still asleep. After the swimming competition I got a new job at a cashew milk factory by telling them about the swimming competition and the shark. I was really pleased to get it but a bit stressed about the long commute from mine and Kanye's and the task of organising child care.

Mine was a sex one 😳

In mine I was telling my boss that I last worked for in 2009 (before moving to another job that I was in until last September) that I was leaving. He was so sad and annoyed. I said it wouldn't matter anyway because I might be moving country (which I did last year). I slept so badly last night so was just glad to be asleep.

Mine involved me stabbing someone in the head with a fork. It was a girl i knew from college, 20 years ago

No idea why I've posted a random

A few nights ago, I was at my friends house staying but I felt like they (married couple) didn't really want me there

They seemed to have a lot of bunk beds in their house which was weird

I then discovered they had a four generational family from Thailand living with them which is why they didn't want me to stay.

No, I don't get it either

I like the large Thai family! I imagine them all nervously waiting in the next room until you leave and they can get into their bunks

I had a swimming dream on Saturday. I was in a queue on a set of stairs going up to the diving board and part of the way up realised that I was the third of only three women still in the queue so I had won the bronze diving medal

Last night I had a weird dream that a baddie was killing people and he kept changing into other people as a disguise, so I was wary of somebody being a killer but looking like someone I know. The next thing I'm in bed with my young child (mine is 18) in like a dormitory and the toddler in the cot next to us kept rolling over and eyeballing us, I was lay there thinking it's the killer in disguise. Thankfully I woke up then as it was all getting a bit weird.

I dreamt I was at work eating a cheese and pickle sandwich from a buffet. Weirdly, someone next to me was wearing sunglasses made out out sandwiches 🤔

I had a long and involved dream about handbags, last night. I often dream about handbags...

Last night was a mix of 2 scenarios. In the first, I'd phoned a famous family (don't know who they were or what if they really exist in real life), got through to their PA and arranged to have a meeting with the son. When I arrived, lots of other people were there for a meeting too. I don't remember what I wanted to meet the son for or what anyone talked about.
At the end, I was waiting outside their absolutely enormous house with the son, waiting for the mum to join us. As we waited, the son was laughing and throwing his car keys up in the the air and I was struck by a sense of dislike because these people could never ever have any idea what life is like for poor people. It suddenly really annoyed me and I was annoyed at myself for having ever wanted to even meet them.

Next scenario was being back at university accommodation but with a toddler in tow. My roommates were lovely and there was a friendly vibe although everyone was skint. I think we were living in one big room with a corner kitchen.

I bought a baby lizard but it grew at an expidential rate and attacked my cat. I returned it to the pet shop which was really a lab experimenting on guinea pigs and lizards. Guinea pigs for food and lizards for leather to keep up with a growing population and demand for food and materials.

I drempt that a friend who's a foster parent was fostering 6 month old triplets. Two boys and a girl, all wearing white babygrows made of a flannel-like material (rather than really thin cotton, iyswim). They were sooo cute! I haven't seen her since this dream, but I need to tell her if she's ever asked to foster triplets, she has to do it!

I was swimming at a lovely Cornish bay and suddenly came across a drowning hedgehog. It was really hard to swim and hold it and it was quite painful. I got to the beach which transformed into a woodland fairytale type scenario with badgers and squirrels etc. The little hedgehog rolled about in leaves and fluff type bedding you get for hamsters and was really content.

I dreamt that my nose ring fell out and I tried to stab it open with a screwdriver

Ouch butt

My mum was in my dream last night which was mostly a work focused dream but she was sat next to me. She died last year and that is the most vivid dream i’ve had of her. Quite sad this morning when I woke up.

An absolutely filthy sex dream about me and a colleague. Hard to look him in the eye after he did all that

New neighbour was knocking at my door looking for the person who put a note through their door asking them nicely to fix their very loud car alarm which goes off for 20 secs every time they use their car as it is waking everyone at 5am at the weekends when they go to work.

Their car alarm is annoying in RL and in my dream I wrote the note and I was too scared to open the door.

Not quite the last one, but it was night and dark and I was walking home with some people when we reached an underpass. I thought, 'someone could attack me in here' I then saw someone, screamed, they grabbed hold of me and I screamed 'let go of me' and woke up.

In reality what had happened is that at the first scream, DH thought I was falling out of bed, so grabbed my arm to catch me.

So it was him, he grabbed me in the dark underpass.

I meant that when I screamed in my dream, I actually screamed out loud as well.

I dreamt this week that I was pregnant but hadn't known until I could feel the baby moving. Was so vivid I woke up and put my hand straight on my stomach to check!
As far as I know, I'm not!