What has made you swear this morning ?

[blamethecat]

For me it's finding the empty ibuprofen packet in the cupboard. Why would you do that FFS.

The pain in my left ovary which is so bad I can't go to work again. They have bloody well told me I have to wait 6 months for a gynaecology appointment.

Realising it was only a 4:45 when I woke and not 5:45 as I usually do!

That I was supposed to get up at 6am to study but didn't and it is now 7.35 and I'm still in bed

That my DD woke at 5 saying she was hungry and though he knows I have a very important meeting today, DH wouldn't take care of her (his excuse was that she wanted me)

Dp asking me to make his lunch and ds asking me to make his breakfast approximately 0.001 seconds after I shuffled down the stairs with a thundering headache. I hadn't even boiled the kettle to have a cup of coffee let alone taken a sip.

Dp got short shrift and told to get off the fucking ipad make his lunch it takes five minutes and he had ten, and to make ds's breakfast (he's only 5). I hid in the loo.

everything

That for three weeks i’ve cut sugar, dairy, gluten and booze out of my diet, logged everything on mfp, and have lost the princely sum of 2lbs. In fact since last week i’ve lost nothing 😡.

This is frustrating and swear worthy.

The twat in a car trying to barge past me in a narrow road - too much if a dick to wait 3 seconds for me to pass!

My knee. My arthritis has flared and it is on fire

Husband just clicked on a link sent by someone he hasn't heard of for years !! Why can he not tell it's a spam thing ??? Doh !! Now his contacts will all know he's dippy !

Watching a song on YouTube called 'no more fucks to give'
It's hilarious and couldn't help singing along
Might be be v appropriate to reflect mood for some of you this morning - and might cheer you up!

Nearly falling down the stairs when running for the phone and my teen sons attitude!!!

The gigantic, sludge like poo my DS did this morning. It's all very cute running in the bedroom to tell me he filled his nappy but to then try and sit on my face when the poo is literally spilling into the seat of his PJ bottoms.... oh and DH found it hilarious

I haven’t actually sworn yet but

Waking at 6am not 7am
Ds2 telling me that the toast tastes funny
Ds1 telling me the orange juice tastes of bleach
Ds2 saying that if I give him quiche for lunch he will bin it

All these things could have made me swear but I’m smiling and waving goodbye shortly.

I woke up feeling like a bucket of sand has been poured into my lungs, coughing all over the ship. Which in itself, usually would be too much of an issue.
But DD (3.5) and DS (2) are actively trying to murder each other’s already, I’m in the early stages of pregnancy with DC3 and throwing up, and the cat has just shit next to her litter tray rather than in it
I want to yell swear words at the top of my lungs....but DS is going through the parrot stage, so it’s probably not the best idea

Realised that I failed to amend my supermarket online shop last night. So instead of the food that we need for the week I’m getting milk, bread and six bottles of red wine delivered later... I’ve never forgotten before and swore loudly at myself!

Getting up 15mins late. Doesn't sound much but given I only take 20mins to get out the house, it threw my routine out of whack!

And the cat was snuggled up nice and cosy when I left too, so I was plain envious of that...

Brexit. That is all.

Clouds across the blood moon. Honestly. The day I need to get up v early to travel to a meeting the weather won’t co-operate!

Trying to find windscreen scraper.

Realising that Zoe Ball is now in charge of Radio 2 in the mornings (and I wasn’t saying “effing brilliant”)

15 year old ds. I was flicking Vs at his back as he left this morning.

My lovely adenomyosis flaring up and crippling me. Roll on hysterectomy in 4 weeks

Dogs barking outside.

Yes my dog can have a good bark on her, but if she barks I bring her inside.
Seems there's several houses round here who just dump their dogs outside to bark incessantly for hours on end and ignore them

Slipping on the wet kitchen floor and falling onto my already bad knee! Cannot bend it or walk on it!

Up with ds1 all night who had a vomiting bug, ds3 has been bad the day before and then ds2 came downstairs looking pale and complainting of a bad tummy.

And it's all on a Monday - so when I phone in sick, it will definitely look like I'm sneaking them off to enjoy a long weekend somewhere lovely instead of handing out sick bowls and keeping the washing machine at full capacity.

And now I feel sick too...Fuck

Sneezing & pissing down my legs.