What has made you swear this morning ?

[blamethecat]

For me it's finding the empty ibuprofen packet in the cupboard. Why would you do that FFS.

That I banged my hand on a door getting dressed and now it's made my whole arm and neck sore (fibro) and I've nobody but myself to blame because I left the door open

Got headbutted in the nose holding crying, impatient, 4 month old son this morning while I tried to make his morning bottle. Hurt like a bastard

The absolute state of our politicians in the uk.

@DustyMcDustbuster 🤣🤣

Finding out my DS had injected himself with twice the amount of insulin that he needed for breakfast, 5 mins before we were due to leave the house to go to school. He was very laid back about it. I wasn’t.

This was under my breath.
DS going on and on and on about buying a Nintendo switch which he has (impressively) saved up for. But he wasn't concentrating on getting ready for school and was just dicking around and needing endless reminders.

An idiot ‘new driver’ tailgating and speeding and generally proving that they shouldn’t have passed their test, while proudly displaying those ‘p’ signs all over their car! Clearly P stands for ‘Prick’ in that drivers case!
Ahhhh, feels good to vent! Amen for MN!

When the cat got Into bed for the 3rd time through the night, and he insists both me and DH make room to accommodate his fat ass.
So there was grumblings of ffs, bastard cat not again. 😂😂 but he's sooo cute we soon forgave him.

Trying to change my sodding username on here!

Realising DS(3) had wet the bed at 5:30am ... MY fucking bed that is, couldn’t mess up his own could he oh no 🙄 fuck sake!

My six year old had put a Smiggle snap band into my boot, and it closed around my big toe unexpectedly when I put my foot in. Well, it made him happy.

Being half way through an extra long dog walk (2 hrs long) and needing a pooh and having to virtually run home!

@MaMisled if I had a quid for every time this happened with dad despite saying before leaving do you need to poo/are you likely to need a poo,/ try and go for a poo you always need one. He is 11. ....i now no.lomger turn back and he has to hold it he did this every day for the last 4.5 years he should no better...it involves a lot of winging but to which he receives a reply of (pardon the pun) "tough shit! Hold untill we get back in not cutting the walks short any more. I told you to go it's not fair on the dogs....and no you can't knock on someone's door/go in a bush" (before he asks,) haha

Dss NOT dad

Right back at you Vanguard. Solidarity for us today I think.

Bastard spaniel peeing all over the floor in the night, despite being let out at 3am. Bastard husband setting an alarm for 5am then hitting snooze for an hour.
Not a bastard baby unleashing a peat bog into his fresh nappy at 6am.

It's definitely Monday today.

The fact that I'm sick and got up to bring the kids to school and drop the car in for repairs afterwards to discover I had to clean the crap out of the car....

Gummed up eye when I woke up, grit or something in it. Still sore. Meeting new neighbour later, not my best look.

Starbucks had run out of my order this morning and there was nothing else I wanted, so I left with nothing.

A huge issue came up at work (due to misinformation elsewhere, not my mistake) and it's going to have a huge impact on the next few months.

I went out to get something for lunch and they didn't have what I wanted so offered me an inferior alternative. Then someone took my order from the counter (staff member had a very thick accent - I had also misheard her) so I had to wait while it was made again.

After emergency call out at weekend due to boiler dying hence no heating or hot water, being told today "parts have been ordered we don't know when they'll arrive"

I have a Valiant boiler, as do loads of people so why haven't they got parts in stock or are able to source parts very quickly?

I am at the point of levitating with anger and swearing my head off

ITS FREEZING IN HERE

Whirlpool customer service

Ex-H

to all

Waking at 11am, I needed far more sleep.

Working in a different office on a borrowed lap top that keeps trying to zoom in and out if I put my hand near it meaning I have to reset it every five minutes, plus its freezing here which is aggravating my arthritis.

The twat who pulled out in front of me at speed from a side road in his delivery van, making me brake, then parking up a foot from the kerb further along the same road, making me pull out to overtake