Can we have another CF thread....?

[lanbro]

I absolutely love these threads, I work with the public and encounter CFs every day, mainly people expecting services or products for free, you know, just because, without seeming to understand I'm in business to make a living...

Hit me with your best cheeky fucker stories, I know we'll never beat Mexican House Thief but they're still fun to read!

Your example is?

Been a busy week for the DM "journalists' this week based on mumsnet. So you know the rule- you go 1st.

You first, op

I absolutely love these threads, I work at the daily mail and would love to make my job even easier by pulling a story off you lot.

Work in NHS.

Son calling on behalf of mother.

She has an appointment, but 'needs' patient transport to get to it.

Son lets slip that mother is able to walk and use transport.

I ask if mother could get a taxi, son hangs up disgusted that they have to pay to get his mum to hospital.

Isn't there a CF board here? I'm sure MNHQ made one and shoved all the CF threads on it. That's the place you need to troll, OP.

Troll if you're a 'journo' that is, trawl if you're just a MNer with no agenda.

I've been on mumsnet for years actually, check my posting history, didn't know there was a CF board. Some people are very rude without doing any checking

Maybe rude, or maybe had bad experiences in the past.

So search my username before shouting troll?

Love that this is a thread about CF stories that starts with someone being a CF then taking the hump when called on it.

How am I a CF?!