I can’t sing, I can’t damce but I can

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Make a lovely bed. I love my bed.

Obviously this pays me shedloads of money and the fame is hard to deal with

Are you here to promote your book deal?

I would buy a book of photos of lovely beds. It sounds like a wonderful idea for a coffee table book.

Why is your bed lovely? I need details. Do you use fitted sheets? Cushions?

I’m a pro at the hospital corner and have extensive laundry know how (not just a one trick pony).

I’m holding out for a feature film with full orchestral score really.

I'm an excellent draining board stacker.

Unsung hero, me.

I was going to pre-order the limited edition hardback covered in pure Wincyette, signed by OP's own hand. But if there's only a film you have to raffle tickets to the premier.

I can wolf whistle.

Great at getting people's attention (my class, my own kids, the dog, strangers in front who have dropped a glove).

Life skill innit.

Pack shopping like a pro. People have commented. Preen

(For purely factual purposes 'people' may read 'person'. Once).

I've mentioned this several times before on mumsnet.

I make the BEST gravy or sauces. Cooking is mediocre at best but fuckin ell my gravy is good.

I'm expecting this superskill to come in to it's own after brexit.

As kung fu panda teaches....there is no charge for Awesome!

Mari Kondo did well monetizing tidying up. Mrs Hinch has done well with cleaning. You could be next

Obviously God has laid a hand on us all to dispense such talents- particularly jealous of the wolf whistler as I cannot do that.

My DH is wonder struck by my shirt and t-shirt ironing and folding. Though it may all be a ploy to get out if it.
And beds.
I need a clean, Made up bed.

I'm stupendously good at getting into cold water very quickly. This is not a talent to be sniffed at! Next time you lower yourself, inch-by-inch into a treacherously cold ocean/pool, think of me. ;)

I can catch colds. I'm at my peak ATM. Every time a child coughs at me I catch it.

I could represent GB at the Viral Olympics.