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Head bags... That name and logo?!

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ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 21:16

Asked this on the recent thread about 90's school bags but think it got swallowed (no pun intended) in the thread.

The name and logo. Together. That has to be what I think it is, right? I mean what else is it, a salt shaker?!
I honestly never realised. 🙈

Can't believe our parents never questioned it or thought it unsuitable - or do I just have a greasy mind?!

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Santasballsack · 15/01/2019 21:29

Oooooh i never noticed either.

ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 21:32

@Santasballsack I know, right?! It's blown my mind! 😂
It was THE popular brand for kids at school in the nineties - I had various Head bags from age 12-17. How did I not notice this?! How did my strict mother not notice it either and cheerfully bought them for me?! It's the logo AND brand name combined, it's obviously intentional? Not a single teenage lad or teacher EVER made the connection. WTF?!!

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Notfastjustfurious · 15/01/2019 21:32

It's meant to be a ski, wash your mind out! Shock

ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 21:35

@Notfastjustfurious A ski?!? Wow. Sorry, I can't unsee it! 🙈😂

Head bags... That name and logo?!
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Pinkywoo · 15/01/2019 21:37

I always thought it was a fish head Confused

Crownandheelshigh · 15/01/2019 21:38

I don't get what everyone's seeing? I see a fish? Xx

ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 21:40

@Crownandheelshigh Really? Head. Like dick head. With a picture of a..... Ski.

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Tea16 · 15/01/2019 21:41

Im confused op. Are you saying you never noticed the arch logo or what ever it is. Am i missing something. What can you see? X

ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 21:42

Pinky and Crown but isn't it like half a fish though? Don't see it. I'm obviously a pervert. I'm only seeing a 'head' now. Need to wash my mind out as pp suggests!

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EnidButton · 15/01/2019 21:43

It doesn't look like any penis I've ever seen if that's what you mean?

AnchorDownDeepBreath · 15/01/2019 21:44

I want to see it but it's not very phallic.

It just looks like a 90s swoosh.

EnidButton · 15/01/2019 21:44

It's too pointy surely. I mean I once had an encounter with a pencil dick that was quite sharp but even he wasn't not that shape.

ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 21:44

@Tea16 I'm saying it looks like the head of a willy which I only noticed when thinking "why's it called Head"!

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ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 21:45

@EnidButton 😂😂😂

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AmIthatbloodycold · 15/01/2019 21:46

What do you think it is OP?

I can only see an abstract logo

EnidButton · 15/01/2019 21:46

I googled and it's a ski like pp said. They used to make just skiing and tennis gear apparently. It's a ski.

ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 21:47

It's only phallic to my eyes because of the brand name, I accept I must be equal parts childish and pervy - I just can't believe it never occurred to me or any of my teenage friends back in the 90's!

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RayRayBidet · 15/01/2019 21:48

That really isn't a knob.
Never do the ink blot test OP

RJnomore1 · 15/01/2019 21:49

Yep you're a pervert op 😂

Never thought of that in a million years and and I have a really dirty juvenile mind!

TonTonMacoute · 15/01/2019 22:02

I'm with you, OP. I always assumed that the company was having a good old laugh at everyone who was innocently buying these bags.

ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 22:05

@RayRayBidet 😂 I had all cutesy answers for those things, people dancing and butterflies etc.
I swear it's the name HEAD in capitals along with it! I'm sorry MN! I now know it's a ski!

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ChristinaMarlowe · 15/01/2019 22:06

@RJnomore1 😂 I clearly make Eddie and Richie from Bottom look chaste. (Hangs head in pervy shame)

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BarryBasket · 15/01/2019 22:08

You're being ridiculous

NaughtToThreeSadOnions · 15/01/2019 22:09

I always thought it was a shark head like jaws.

I mean a ski makes arguably more sense but penis head makes arguably no sense

Notso · 15/01/2019 22:10

I always thought it looked like a fish head but I remember in school everyone doctored it to look like either a man with his cock out or a man/woman getting oral.

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