My toddler has trashed my mantelpiece 'display'. I admit that calling it a display is a bit much, but I had a gorgeous jug that I truly loved and now it's in a thousand pieces 
The mantelpiece is now completely bare, and it makes the room look like we are half way through moving out.
I have a nursery guard around the hearth, I don't want to lose any more of the room to defensive structures. I need to put some soul into the mantel / chimney breast in a toddler proof fashion.
We rent so can't paint or paper the wall.
Wtf can i do to make it look less like a student let that's robbed toys'r'us on the way home from the pub?!