DCs primary school is close to a secondary school. Since term started, a group of 20 boys on bikes ride past causing mayhem. It's like Mad Max fury road, but on bikes. Today I was sat in a queue in my car, stationary and break lights on, as they passed. One crashed into the back of my car. Lots of 'shit, go go' and the twats all peddled off as quick as the could down the wrong side of the road. I have a huge dent and scratch on my boot from their handle bars.
I'm considering waiting outside the school on Monday morning to look for a blonde idiot with an orange bike.