"I wish Americans would learn to speak the language properly!" Irony? Which language? You will of course answer "the English language" well in many ways they do. American English usually has more in common with older English than British English does, especially certain spellings. I think the main one is "or" instead of "our" eg favourite v favorite
"The other one I find quite amusing is that they think that American Independence is a really sensitive subject for British people and a sore point long remembered of that time we were bested." Did y'all [see what I did there?] see the meme that did the rounds on face books about Harry marrying Meghan is a sneaky ploy by the royal family to regain America? Idea being she runs for presidency - and this gets rid of trump. Several of my American friends and family shared it 😂
Yes as a Scot I recognise a lot of these as perfectly normal phrases to me.
Frazzlesareheroes (yes they are!) yea that's the one Americanism that I think is "wrong" and irritates me WHY would you do month;day;year? It makes no sense! I play a set of games on my phone that are created/supported by an American company, going on the forums it's really difficult adjusting to the American date system to figure out when posts were made.
"I want to know what collard greens are." I know what they are I want to try them - and a whole load of other American food (never been). One of my American friends & I we love our food & cookery shows etc, recently both did a quiz on British food names on Facebook CLEARLY written by an American with some glaring mistakes - the comments!
"The other one I really hate is their use of "season" for a TV series." U actually like there being a distinction between a season of a tv show and the series referring to the whole entity of that show of however many seasons.
"Not sure if mentioned, 1,600 would be "16 hundred" in US instead of 1 thousand 6 hundred." Yes that's a bit odd.
Also isn't there a discrepancy between the 2 about the correct mathematical figure meant by...I'm thinking billion? Perhaps a larger one? As in I think in uk billion = million X million but in America is 100 X million ?
"Not entirely true Silvery. The Scottish “youse” has almost identical usage." Was just gonna say I like using youse.
"but central belt definitely (or defin-Itly as they would say)." Sounds more like "defin-ett-ley" to me.
There's great fun to be had with colloquialisms, not uk v American but on last nights death in paradise ardal's character used the phrase "budgie smugglers" and then had to explain it 😂
I've lived all over uk & Europe colloquialisms cause the most confusion/hilarity.
The main one that supposedly there's no true American equivalent of or supposedly even understanding of - taking the piss/taking the Mickey - not as in cheeky fuckery but in a much more lighthearted almost practical joke sense. Bill bryson mentions his confusion in "notes from a small island" when buying a train ticket he was told "the tickets free but the chat costs you £X" sonething like that. BUT chandler does it loads in friends so clearly at least some Americans "get it".
"I've never heard "youse" used in the US. I've always associated it solely with TV new york/new jersy mobsters." I'm guessing due to the Irish population there?
And definitely yes to exactly the same words meaning COMPLETELY different things
Pants
Muffin
Vest
Jumper
Trainer
Braces
Rubber
Chips
Biscuit
Dummy
Football (now that WILL start a fight - why on earth is American football called football when they barely touch the ball with feet?!)
"Also the Scottish “where do you stay?” Leads to vaguely puzzled faces..." In England as well as USA. I'm a scot but not broad as dad was army and we moved around a lot and I adjusted my accent & vocabulary to fit in (and not get battered!) but when friends came for tea or sleepovers I was basically a bloody translator!
Mum "wid ye like a ginger?"
Friend looks blankly
Me "would you like a fizzy drink/pop?" (Depending where we were at the time.
If mum bellowed "haud yer wheesht!" It had the desired effect despite the friend having NO CLUE what she'd just said. One once immediately sat down & held her handbag 😂😂