"Mum, we're out of scotch"

[PyongyangKipperbang]

"Oh, ok love, I'll get some tomorrow"

5 minutes later....

"Wait, what?!"

Squash, she said squash. Thank you insomnia, apparently you make me hard of hearing too :o

What makes it even more ridiculous is that we have never had a bottle of scotch in the house! If I drink whisky, which is about once a year, it will be at my parent's house and will be Irish!