Guess the meaning behind my username

[12fromcold]

I'll give a clue if it gets too difficult or boring

You live 12 doors down from a cold shop - either Heron or Iceland

12 minutes in a medium oven from chilled.

25 from frozen.

12 mins from death

12 hours until the heating runs out.

12 hours before you land in Iceland.

You're a 12 minute drive from Colditz?

How many of your team at work are off sick and why

A 12 hour flight to somewhere warm

Cooking is on the right lines

@Bigonesmallone3

You've got massive tits.

Soufflé!

Includes one of the ingredients of a soufflé

A really hard boiled egg?

Also guess mine! It’s quite a specific reference

YES! A perfect hard boiled egg, slightly soft in the centre

@Nothisispatrick Something Sponge Bob related?

No this is Patrick - from Spongebob when someone rings and asks “is this the Krusty Krab?”

Yep! Is this the Krusty Krab?

Nothisispatrick do you jobshare and on your days in people phone and say "Oh hi, (job share's name)" and you have to constantly correct them

(happens to me all the time)

@OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny South Park

oops, X'd posts

How about mine? 😂

@howdyholdthedoody haha no idea!

@12fromcold
Eh..
I certainly do not unfortunately 😭