Tell me your dream jobs/nightmare jobs

[Grinchly]

Dream

Vet
Radio production or research, tv/film location scout
Travel writer, biographer, ghost writer
Dog walker

Nightmare

Teacher or anything to do with teaching or caring for children - kudos to those who can and do
Wedding planner (!)
Statistician

Teaching and Teaching!

Dream:
Novelist
Film Director
Travel writer
Harley Davidson test rider

Nightmare:
Returning to teaching. Lol. Done my 10 years.
Sales

Dream: writer or manager of a heritage site

Nightmare: school teacher (cant stick kids)

Dream- archaeologist
Property developer
Nightmare - teaching
Chiropodist
Dentist

dream:
writer
artist
dog/cat sitter
researcher
detective

nightmare:
teacher
anything to do with kids
just kids

Dream:
Nursing (I'm a band 6 sister)
Dalmatian rescue
Dog walker
Bake cakes
Volunteer for old people

Nightmare:
Dentist
Safeguarding
Anything feet 🤢
Kids

Dream jobs - travel writer, baker, detective.

Nightmare job - nursery nurse, cleaner (I detest cleaning), debt collector, customer care in a call centre.

I know a lot of people will say sales as a nightmare job but I did it for a while and I wasn't too bad at it.

Dream.Bed tester,luxury holiday tester,chocolate tester.

Nightmare.Telesales (been there hated that)

Dream: Anything involving numbers/statistics/facts & figures/lots of information requiring analysis and Excel. Cleaner. Spin instructor. Police detective. Dressmaker. Lady of leisure.

Nightmare: Teacher. Nursery nurse. Anything involving other people's children. Anything in the NHS (sorry). Care worker (I can't deal with bodily fluids). Waitress (have done it several times and was shit at it).

Dream: tea room owner.
Nightmare: stockbroker.

Dream : singer

Nightmare : sales or any type of mind numbing office job

Dream:
Truck driver
Mechanic
Painter and decorator

Nightmare:
Did it already. I was a junior auditor with a Big Four firm. I have never been so stressed and demoralised, I used to stand on the tube platform on my way home some nights and seriously think about tipping myself off.

Also, anything involving children.

Loving all these
@Karmagoat - are you me?
Clearly am far from alone in the nothing to do with children category!

Dream- artist, dressmaker (can’t sew!), ballet dancer
Nightmare- office based job, factory worker, farmer.

dream: curator of the Royal collection
any work at all in a grand stately home/castle

nightmare: childminder
spider keeper
sales