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Post-Xmas Blues? Silly Rhymes & Limericks

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BuffysFavouriteStake · 07/01/2019 23:21

Anyone else need something to cheer them up after the Christmas/New Year blues? or is it just me

Got any silly rhymes/poems/limericks that make you laugh? Old or new, dirty or not, anything please!

My faves are oldies, but...

I'm not good at drinking tequila
I can take one or two at the most
Three put me under the table
And four put me under the host

An intrepid young man from Kildare
Was having his girl on the stair
On the thirty-third stroke
The bannister broke
And he finished her off in mid-air

I told you they were old! There's lots more but.... Blush

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BuffysFavouriteStake · 07/01/2019 23:24

There's a very funny dodgy one based on Poe's The Raven, but I can't for the life of me remember it... anyone got a clue?

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