Oh shit

[jerkface]

I've just private messaged my friend to ask "who's that creepy old perv who keeps commenting on your fb statuses"

It's her older brother that I've never met (he's under a different name on fb)

Fuck.

Please make me feel better and tell me I'm not the only one with foot in mouth disease

If you’d sent it to me I’d of just laughed. Just message her back OOPS!

Did you find what he was saying creepy or just the fact that he kept on posting on her facebook

Creepy!

What was so creepy about his messages?

When I met DH he'd lived-in the area all his life and knew the stories behind all the local characters. I asked him about the "pimply, emaciated old lady who stank of wee and pushed teddies in an old pram". It was his grandma!!!

OMG MaMisled what did he say? hahaha. My friend found it funny thank god! I still died inside though!

Me and DP took a trip to the supermarket today. As usual the car park was packed. I spotted a space between two cars and pointed it out. DP drove past slightly with what I thought was the intention of reversing into the free space. As he stopped to put the car in reverse I saw another car indicate and swerve into the spot!! Cue some very vigourous hand gestures and scowling on my part. DP looked horrified and asked "did you just do the W**ker sign" I confirmed proudly that I did as DP pulled into the parking space he had intended to park in!! Turns out he never heard/saw me point out the other space and had no intention of parking there at all 😳😳😳 I had to swallow my pride and apologise to the other driver which was humiliating!!!

What type of things did he say that you thought were creepy?

I’ve told this before , but the year before last I went to a family gathering with DP’s family, first time I’d met them all en masse. A bit tipsy, I turned to his brother and said “That woman over there, I don’t like her, she’s a shit stirrer isn’t she!” He said, “Who? My wife?”