DH was sat on the floor playing with the dog and slapped the floor both sides of him. It reminded me of that kids song they play at parties where they sit in a line and hit the floor left then right etc, so I sat down behind him and started doing it and singing "Ooh tough times again, I said ooh tough times again"
He looked at me like I was actually insane and laughed for a solid 10 minutes, wouldn't tell me what was funny. I thought he just didn't recognise the song and I kept saying "the tough times song!! The kids one!" While he wet himself.
I literally wouldn't back down and kept insisting he had it wrong not me, of course we put it to google and the smug prick has been grinning ever since. Has anybody else heard this version and confidently sung it for their entire life, or just me? Please tell me I'm not alone.