Would you rather...?

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Somewhat inspired by another thread and Betwixtmas boredom...

Would you rather sleep with Russell Brand or Boris Johnson?

Person that answers gets to pick the next 'Would you rather...?' question they don't have to be sex related!

Russel any day.

Would you rather have tiny hands on your cheeks or every time you sneeze your clothes all fall off?

It depends on which cheeks the tiny hands are on ! But id prefer tiny hands .

One night stand only , someone that is good looking but shallow or bulldog chewing wasp ugly but is smart

Or
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Forks instead of fingers or razor sharp knives indeed of hands ?

For a ONS I'd choose good looking but shallow (but on that basis it might not work as I'm fat ).

I think forks instead of fingers would be more useful than knives instead of hands?

Unless you were in a fight. But I don't really get into fights so forks!

Would you rather eat peanut butter flavoured poo or poo flavoured peanut butter?

I think either would make wiping floof a carful practice !
Some one smart would befuddle me so dumb and good looking for a one night stand ( not that I am that type of girl , honest )
If I had to eat one peanut butter flav poo , I can shut my eyes but I can not shut my tastebuds !