Heaven and Hell

[KeepServingTheFestiveSnogs]

Lunch with friends today.
One just back from NY gave long rant about how awful Time Square was in the run up to Christmas in daylight (different at night). Ended saying when she dies, if she goes to hell, it will be that.
Got us all to thinking.

Me - Trocadero Piccadilly

Other friend - inside the Big Brother house.

Then we got on to heaven. As we were all together (and had had a cocktail) we agree that would be together, but somewhere hot.

What does your heaven/hell look like?

Heaven - sitting by a stream surrounded by trees, plants and wildlife.

Hell - being in a nightclub.

Heaven- swimming in the Med on a summers day, not too hot, but hot enough
Hell- Shopping on Black Friday or in the January sales

Think NYC is better in the movies than IRL just like most Cities really

Hell: at a party, having to socialise.

Heaven: alone on a tropical beach (but in the shade) with a good book.

Heaven - Nigella’s pantry

Hell - camping.

Hell: the central line at rush hour in August.
Heaven: natural hot springs with endless supply of food and drink

Heaven - NYC even times square in the day time!

Hell - London - go figure!

Heaven looks like being reunited with my parents, my 2 unborn angels, my brother and my aunt. Being able to hold the children who never made it here, but who are in my minds eye the ages they should have been. My daughter- 12 with curly hair- bold,outgoing independent and a little bossy, her younger brother, quieter, blonde hair, playing with train sets. My mum as I remember her- full of life and always on the go- keeping my kids in check until I am called home

Holding my big bro in my arms and never letting go of him

Hell- seeing them there but not being able to get to them- calling out but them not hearing, watching and feeling their deaths over and over again almost on a loop.

Heaven a massive library full of books and as long as i need to read them
Hell anywhere cold and wet and no escape

Great idea for a thread.
Heaven: somewhere peaceful with sunshine, grass, waterfalls and a lake you can swim in.

Hell: a noisy, crowded bar.

Heaven: the Auvergne in Spring, with a charming little bistro every couple of miles, in which old friends will greet you and share good wine.
Hell: waking up on the next to last day of the holiday, knowing the cruelty and homesickness was starting all over again.

Heaven: anywhere where my friends are, all of them, together for ever

Hell: Tories - Hell must be full of them

OurChristmasMiracle

Heaven would be somewhere I can snorkel, relax and eat to my hearts content with my friends and family there!

Hell would be without them and in scenarios like stress dreams where you're late or have a text you hadn't prepared for.

@DisgraceToTheYChromosome
Boarding school?

Heaven : Park Hyatt , Tokyo; OR the look on Mike Pence’s face
When the Donald says he ( meaning himself) is the most modest person he knows.
( if you were going to offer me a week in Park Hyatt or a week looking at MP face , PH wins ! )
Hell : Airport, any airport . F *ing hate them

Hell- Stansted Airport security check
Heaven- Some beautiful beach with lots of refreshing drinks and my husband

Heaven- the sea. West Wales or some beach in Italy with good focaccia nearby

Hell- somewhere with crowds, a big showground or something

Heaven: a little cottage in the far west of Cornwall with a woodburner and sea views.

Hell: endless social situations, making small talk with people I don't know.

Lots of your heavens sound amazing.

Heaven: A beach shack on a long white beach, cocktail in hand, music in the background, DH and a big friendly dog sat with me.

Hell: A music festival!

Heaven- drinking cocktails in a quiet bar on the North Shore of Oahu watching the surfers
Hell- Being forced to drive around Malvern for eternity, having to do hill starts on every single ridiculous hill.

Oh yes @PoutySprout, it'll be a cold day in,erm,hell before I ever go camping.

Heaven = sunbed on lovely Carribean beach , nice cold drink to hand and a novel
Hell = rain on the velux window in my bedroom ( I curse whoever invented the wretched things )

heaven living in my own house in this city
hell any packed underground tube that stops between stations, especially in summer

Heaven: beautiful beach house, with children and dogs playing on the endless sand and DH mixing gin and tonics

Hell: security at any airport, softplay on a rainy half-term Thursday or Christmas lunch at my SIL every day forever