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Which fictional character has the shittiest life?

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MardyBra · 28/12/2018 09:17

Caught a bit of Les Mis on telly last night. Fantine has it pretty bad but she does get to do a stint as an angel.

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ChairoftheBored · 28/12/2018 09:19

Tess (she of the Dubervilles)

BookMeOnTheSudExpress · 28/12/2018 09:21

The other one in Les Miserables.
Eponine (is it?)
While yet fella falls in love with drippy Cosette. (Mind you, the Jonas brothers version deserves drippy Cosette)

EssentialHummus · 28/12/2018 09:23

Jude Fawley?

MardyBra · 28/12/2018 09:27

Oh yes Tess. And It’s a toss up between Alex and Angel Clare for shittiest man.
I was thinking Eponine too but at least she’s not forced into prostitution.

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MardyBra · 28/12/2018 09:29

So Hardy and Hugo so far.

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MardyBra · 28/12/2018 09:48

Little Nell?

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xsquared · 28/12/2018 09:53

Was about to say Tess too.

IsItCoffeeTimeYet · 28/12/2018 09:55

Miss Honey from Matilda?

RJnomore1 · 28/12/2018 09:55

Definitely tess for me

MilkTwoSugarsThanks · 28/12/2018 09:56

The Little Matchstick Girl?

GobblersKnob · 28/12/2018 09:56

I'd come to say Tess as well.

IJustLostTheGame · 28/12/2018 09:58

The little mermaid. She gets right royally fucked over.

Also miss Mattie in Cranford. I cry every time for her.

Glowerglass · 28/12/2018 09:59

The main character in A Little Life name escapes me.

MadisonAvenue · 28/12/2018 09:59

Boo Radley

Kazzyhoward · 28/12/2018 10:00

Billy Casper in "Kes"

User10fuckingmillion · 28/12/2018 10:00

Jude of Jude the obscure (bloody miserable book) and Tess Durbyfield, obviously. Thomas Hardy liked torturing his characters I think.

Glowerglass · 28/12/2018 10:00

Jude.

EssentialHummus · 28/12/2018 10:43

The main character in A Little Life name escapes me.

Jude! Grin

RolandDeschainsGilly · 28/12/2018 10:44

Sirius Black.

JoeElliotsMullet · 28/12/2018 11:49

Definitely Tess and Jude.

Also Helen Burns. Although she wouldn't have seen it that way.

SnuggyBuggy · 28/12/2018 11:52

I always feel sorry for poor Tess. I think Angel got off lightly

ComtesseDeSpair · 28/12/2018 11:52

I think Eeyore’s life must be pretty pants. He is basically textbook clinical depression: he has friends who try their best to help and include him, quite a nice life all round, probably knows all this, and yet still exists in an absolute slough of despond.

JoeMaplin · 28/12/2018 11:53

Tess

rightreckoner · 28/12/2018 11:54

Everyone in Germinal Sad

ComtesseDeSpair · 28/12/2018 11:54

But if we’re looking for more highbrow: Odepieus in Odepius Rex. I don't think it gets much worse than killing your dad unknowingly, marrying, screwing and having children with your mum; and finally stabbing yourself in both your eyes.

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