My neighbour just asked me about my career as an air hostess

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I work in a very boring admin role in an office in the city centre, not even connected to flying/ airlines

His wife was mortified

I've always wanted to be an air hostess though!

Do you dress like one?

No! I don't have a donut bun nor do I regularly wear tan tights and sensible court shoes.

I used to work in an admin job where the uniform made us look like air hostesses, complete with scarf, and I got this all the time. I've never been glamorous enough to be one.

I've also had a job with a uniform that made me look rather like a nurse. There were a number of incidents where someone in the street had had an accident and as I approached the onlookers visibly relaxed thinking that I knew what to do. They were always so disappointed when I told them that I wasn't a nurse.