Feel Like a Woman
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The
turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is
struck
by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming,she stands up in
the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be
memorable!
No one has ever made me really feel like a woman! Well I've had it! Is
there
ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN??" For a moment
there
is silence. everyone has forgotten their own peril, and they all stare,
riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then, a man
stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel like a woman," he
says. He's gorgeous! Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black
eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one
button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in
anticipation as the strange man approaches. He removes his shirt. Muscles
ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his
shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers: "Iron this."