THis dress has been following me around eBay for ages, considering buying it just so it buggers off

[Fuckyousanta]

Also how have they sold 83 of them

If I wore thatvat Christmas dinner i’d be flopping out into the gravy!

Maybe a nice scarf too?

That is bizarre. The same dress is stalking me on eBay too. I was looking at red tartan dresses (with a lot more fabric) and now it won’t leave me alone.

Ha! I have that recommended to me too. I searched for dresses in my size and I got that thing.

Well that's my hogmanay outfit sorted

Maybe the 83 people who bought it were desperate for the advert to fuck off

Who the F is wearing that?

Nobody that owns a mirror can of stepped outside in it surely, surely?

Has she got it on backwards?

Has HE got it on?

It won't fuck off. Half the ads that follow me round are for things I've bought.

I had a similar style dress follow me around but it was like an opaque sparkly thing in the same cut. Modelled very similarly.

Wow. Good for a Hogmanay party, but can't imagine doing a Strip the Willow in it!

I was trying to explain to what a modesty panel is, thus dress is the perfect illustration. And I bet it haunts all of us now.

I'm dreadfully sorry Fuckyou, but I desperately needed those dresses for my 83-man Morris dancing squad for the big Regionals' competition tomorrow.

I can send you a couple after the big show.